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Yes, I’m a Ho! the second studio album from Wendy Ho dropped October 11, 2010. From the proud slut G-Funk anthem “Yes, I’m a Ho!” to the independent female primer “I Can’t Afford It (I’m Gonna Have To Abort It),” to the adventures of finding a powder room in “Shake It Out the Leg,” Ho has birthed a soon to be notorious classic hip-hop/r&b record that combines tongue-in-cheek delivery with in-your-face prophecy. The album is an odyssey of a powerful woman who also enjoys the occasional gang bang. Preview here!
BUY hard copy AND digital version: $15.00
BUY AUTOGRAPHED hard copy: $20.00
BUY AUTOGRAPHED hard copy and digital version: $23.00
Ho-Bundles! For the serious Ho fan that wants to SAVE MONEY buy bundling it up!
all item prices include shipping for Continental US Orders, $6.00 extra for international
shipping time varies 7-14 days in the US
Yes, I’m a Ho: The Remixes featuring Record Player Wendy Ho and DJ Record Player unite to remix the title track from her 2nd studio album! Preview here!
Number 2 is Wendy Ho’s first mixtape and features all new song parodies, freestyles and mashups and remixes of songs from her debut album The Gospel According to Ho. From the anti-anal disco anthem “Poop Noodle” to the southern soul parable “Meemaw’s Pussy” to a dance remix of her infamous torch song “Fuck Me,” Ho has birthed a classic hip-hop/r&b mixtape.
wendy ho, epk, ho, hooker, i stole yo purse, bitch i stole yo purse, raunchy, raw, hilarious, explicit content, stole yo purse, fuck me, bitch, stas tagios, get here, oleta adams, anastacia, taylor dayne, gangster, white girl rap rapper, female comedy, funny, hilarious, gay, lgbt, urban, retarded, whore, eminem, 50cent, r&b, wendyhodotnet, littlepioneerdotnet, craig levy, littlepioneer, wendyhodotcom, wendytheho, wendyho, queenho, qweenho, qweenhorecords, videoclip, news, pop music, video clip, wendyjosmith, wendy jo smith, comedian, showtime, hbo, comedy central, lisa lampanelli, dirty rapper, blowfly, lil kim, peaches, lonely island, drag queen, tranny, female drag queen, faux queen, outrageous, bette midler, margaret cho, jackie beat
wendy ho, epk, ho, hooker, i stole yo purse, bitch i stole yo purse, raunchy, raw, hilarious, explicit content, stole yo purse, fuck me, bitch, stas tagios, get here, oleta adams, anastacia, taylor dayne, gangster, white girl rap rapper, female comedy, funny, hilarious, gay, lgbt, urban, retarded, whore, eminem, 50cent, r&b, wendyhodotnet, littlepioneerdotnet, craig levy, littlepioneer, wendyhodotcom, wendytheho, wendyho, queenho, qweenho, qweenhorecords, videoclip, news, pop music, video clip, wendyjosmith, wendy jo smith, comedian, showtime, hbo, comedy central, dirty rapper, blowfly, lil kim, peaches, lonely island, drag queen, tranny, female drag queen, faux queen, outrageous
BUY hard copy AND digital version: $15.00
BUY AUTOGRAPHED hard copy: $20.00
BUY AUTOGRAPHED hard copy and digital version: $23.00
BUNDLE IT UP with other merch to SAVE $$$!!
all item prices include shipping for Continental US Orders, $6.00 extra for international
shipping time varies 7-14 days in the US
The Gospel According to HO reached cult status amongst a predominantly gay fanbase, which has allowed Ho to perform shows from Los Angeles to Egypt. Even with zero distribution, word of mouth spread and her video for the single “Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse!” was voted the number one funniest video on Logo’s New Now Next for that year. The video was also parodied on FX’s Nip/Tuck, starring Jennifer Coolidge as Wendy Ho and Wendy was featured on Showtime’s I Can’t Believe I’m Still Single singing her hit song, “Fuck Me.” Look up Wendy Ho on YouTube and you’ll see drag performers across the United States and Canada performing “The Gospel of Ho,” “Cocaine,” “Little Town” and “The AIDS Gamble.”
Ho-Bags!!!
You a Ho, and now you can stop fakin the front with everyone and let em KNOW by sporting this 100% cotton, durable shopping bag!
At last, you can have your very own poop noodle... t-shirt, that is! Crudely hand-drawn, digitally-enhanced white-line artwork, as seen in the hit “Poop Noodle” video, has been expertly screen-printed onto shirts of the softest yet most robust (cheaply-priced) cotton (that I could afford), that will swaddle your skin like a baby diaper filled with shit. Amuse yourself, disgust your friends, and alienate your parents with this HOfficial Poop Noodle t-shirt! Available in dark chocolate, the color of feces from a properly functioning bowel. Perfect as graduation and Christmas gifts! Be the first in yo’ ‘hood to proudly sport the shirt that will probably get you kicked out of most restaurants, stores, and amusement parks, but will show the world you know what a poop noodle is. You want poop noodle? I’m gonna give it you! Buy now!
Available color: Dark chocolate
(all prices include shpping)
