Yo Teef

How’s anybody supposed to get into his nightshirt with all this racket going on?

Go getcho grill1 fixed, baby uh-huh uh-huh
Go getcho grill fixed, baby uh-huh uh-huh

Go getcho grill fixed, baby uh-huh uh-huh
Go getcho grill fixed, grill fixed

Yo teef is givin me grief
When you eat me out you make me wanna shout
Goddamn oh hell you smell b-a-d
Whatchoo need? Some Ivory! 2
I’m talkin boutcho body it’s makin me sick
You gimme a lick and it feels like a prick
Yo toof is workin my roof
It feels like a bitch its makin me itch

Getcho grill fixed baby, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Go getcho grill fixed, baby uh-huh uh-huh

Go getcho grill fixed, baby uh-huh uh-huh
Go getcho grill fixed, grill fixed

Cuz when people don’t shower, it make me wanna cower
Minute to minute, hour to hour
I seentchou in yo cab, you drivin it slow
You callin outcho window, “Get over here, ho!”
Don’t talk to me cuz I can’t take yo breaf!
It make me think of death cuz there aint no place

Fo nassy muthafuckas that is such a disgrace…okay?

Get yo grill fixed, bayyaybee
Go on and get yo grill fixed now
Go on  and get yo grill fixed bayaybee
I don’t ker how, just do it now!

I’m in the mood for a tuna melt.3

HIT ME!

See you look like a rat and we can’t handle that
All us hos call you Splintra4 behind yo back
And everytime I see ya you look like a sack
Of muthafuckin shit is what I’m sayin
Dungeons and Dragons5 ya need to quit playin
Fo yo sake, my sake, yo kids sake too
Getcha grill fixed or I’ll cutchoo!

Getcho grill fixed baby, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Go getcho grill fixed baby uh-huh, uh-huh!

Go getcho grill fixed, baby uh-huh uh-huh
Go getcho grill fixed, grill fixed

Make them shit’s into razor nubs and get em capped6, Steve!

Samples:

“Free” by Chicago

“The Mudfoot” by Bill Cosby as Fat Albert

“Dreams Are Ten A Penny” by Kincade

“Boogaloo” by Carol Kaye

“Theme From Shaft” by Issac Hayes

“Mr. Goodbar” by LL Cool J

“Get Up, Get Into It And Get Involved” by James Brown

1 teeth.

2 a white and mildly fragranced bar soap.

3 a grilled or fried tuna and cheese sandwich.

4 reference to Splinter, a mutant rat martial arts master and father figure for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

5 tabletop fantasy role-playing game first published in 1974.  It is widely regarded as the beginning of modern role-playing games and, by extension, the entire role-playing game industry.

6 filing down front teeth for the purpose of installing artificial crowns.