Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse!

 

AHHHHHHHHH…

I stole yo purse!

AHHHHHHHHH… 

I stole yo purse!

Prada, Gucci and Louis Vuitton1

I shook the shit outcho purse and I left it on the lawn

Ain’t nothing but my Zorro sign2

I shake that purse, and leave the shit behind

Beware of the way you flossin3 yo bag

I’m a real ghetto bitch, not a funny fag hag4

Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt

Empty it out like that time of the month

Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt

Empty it out like that time of the month

 

AHHHHHHHHH…

I stole yo purse!

AHHHHHHHHH… 

I stole yo purse!

I stole yo purse bitch and that’s yo curse bitch

Lordy Mama, I stole yo purse!

 

I got a hole in my head and there’s no one to fix it!

A little unrational.

I got a hole in my head and there’s no one to fix it!

A little unrational.

I take yo purse and I take yo man too

I take him at a party and I fuck him in the bathroom

Find yoself a garbage bag, a satchel or ziplock5

While you wonderin where yo purse is I’ll be suckin yo man’z cock

I shook it, I took it, ain’t no apologies

You stand there cryin and I say, “BITCH, PLEASE!”

You was the one who left that shit all alone

At least I didn’t take yo muthafuckin cell phone, cell phone bitch!

Ring a ling a ling, ring a ling a ling…

AHHHHHHHHH…

I stole yo purse!

AHHHHHHHHH… 

I stole yo purse.

Samples:

“Satisfaction” by Devo

“Sure Shot” by The Beastie Boys

“My Philosophy” by Boogie Down Productions

1 well known fashion and leather goods brands.

2 superhero secret identity of Don Diego de la Vega, a fictional nobleman and master swordsman living in Spanish and Mexican-era California.  His favored weapon is a rapier, which he uses to leave his distinct mark, a large “Z” made with three quick cuts.

3 showing off an object in which usually possesses great value.

4 a woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

5 the time when a women has her period.

6 a brand of disposable, re-sealable zipper storage bags.