AHHHHHHHHH…
I stole yo purse!
AHHHHHHHHH…
I stole yo purse!
Prada, Gucci and Louis Vuitton1
I shook the shit outcho purse and I left it on the lawn
Ain’t nothing but my Zorro sign2
I shake that purse, and leave the shit behind
Beware of the way you flossin3 yo bag
I’m a real ghetto bitch, not a funny fag hag4
Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt
Empty it out like that time of the month
Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt
Empty it out like that time of the month
AHHHHHHHHH…
I stole yo purse!
AHHHHHHHHH…
I stole yo purse!
I stole yo purse bitch and that’s yo curse bitch
Lordy Mama, I stole yo purse!
I got a hole in my head and there’s no one to fix it!
A little unrational.
I got a hole in my head and there’s no one to fix it!
A little unrational.
I take yo purse and I take yo man too
I take him at a party and I fuck him in the bathroom
Find yoself a garbage bag, a satchel or ziplock5
While you wonderin where yo purse is I’ll be suckin yo man’z cock
I shook it, I took it, ain’t no apologies
You stand there cryin and I say, “BITCH, PLEASE!”
You was the one who left that shit all alone
At least I didn’t take yo muthafuckin cell phone, cell phone bitch!
Ring a ling a ling, ring a ling a ling…
AHHHHHHHHH…
I stole yo purse!
AHHHHHHHHH…
I stole yo purse.
Samples:
“Satisfaction” by Devo
“Sure Shot” by The Beastie Boys
“My Philosophy” by Boogie Down Productions
1 well known fashion and leather goods brands.
2 superhero secret identity of Don Diego de la Vega, a fictional nobleman and master swordsman living in Spanish and Mexican-era California. His favored weapon is a rapier, which he uses to leave his distinct mark, a large “Z” made with three quick cuts.
3 showing off an object in which usually possesses great value.
4 a woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.
5 the time when a women has her period.
6 a brand of disposable, re-sealable zipper storage bags.
“Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse!” from The Gospel According to Ho