You can fuck me in my bedroom.

You can fuck me in my bafroom.
You can fuck me in my kitchen.

You can fuck me from behind.
You can fuck me in my mini-van.

Toss my salad1 like a gay man.
I don’t care how you fuck me,

Just fuck me when you can.

You can fuck me on my tippy toes.

Jump my bones until the rooster crows.
You can fuck me with a dildo,2

Anything to fill my hole.
You can jump on and ride my ass.

Fuck me hard baby fuck me fast.
I don’t care how you fuck me,

Just fuck me right damn now.

There are issues and baggage between us
Always something to get over.
If I had my way surely you would

Shut the fuck up and fuck me.
I need you to fuck me.

Dat’s right. Cuz you know sometimes…

A lady needs to be made love to…that’s the troof…

But otha times she needs to get fucked!

And it’s up to you men to figure out when to do which one…

SO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT! PLEASE!

There are issues and baggage between us.
Always some  kinda bullshit to get over.
If I had my way surely you would

Shut the fuck up and fuck me.
I need you to fuck me.
You can fuck me deep inside.
Up the butt I ain’t got no pride.
You can nose dive into my poon,3

Butcha betta do it soon.
You can fuck me in Pakistan4.

Blow my coochie5 up like tha Taliban.6

I don’t care how you fuck me…

Just fuck me when you can.
I don’t care, I don’t care!
I need you to fuck me.
I need you right here, right now, inside of me yeah, yeah.
Fuck me?  Fuck you!
Fuck me.
I don’t care how you fuck me just…just…fuck me when you can.


Samples:

Karaoke track of “Get Here” by Brenda Russel


1 to lick the rim of an anus with deep tongue penetration. 

2 a fake penis, usually made of plastic, rubber or wax.

3 vagina.

4 a country in South Asia.

5 vagina.

6 committed fundamentalist insurgents originating in Pakistan.



   *LYRICS*

“Fuck Me” from The Gospel According to Ho