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On a warm summer’s evening…

On a warm summer’s evening…

On a warm summer’s evening…

On a warm summer’s evening

In a taxi in the village

I met up with a drag queen

we were both to drunk to walk

Hailed a cab and took turns starin

At the gayness all around us

We were backed up on the west side

and she began to talk

she said, “Gurl, I made a livin

Out of actin like a female.

And knowin bout some STDs

By lookin in the eyes.

So if you don’t mind me sayin, gurl

I think you need a she-male.

For a snort out yo 8 ball1

I’ll give you some advice…”

You got to know when to suck it

Know when to fuck it

Know when to walk away

Know when to run

You never floss yo teef

When you bout to suck a big dick

Cuz you wake up in the monin

And you gonna have AIDS.

On a warm summer’s evening…

On a warm summer’s evening

At another fuckin gay bar

I met up with my best fag

We were pouring out our souls

Got to talking bout them Chelsea boyz

And how short his latest cock was

Startin creepin towards the back room

Straight to the glory holes2

I said, “Bitch, don’t even go there

To get yo self some action.

You lookin like you want some ass:

A brand new oven mitt3

So if you don’t mind me sayin, Lance4

You’ll get no satisfaction

Dat hole’s like a box o’ chocolates, you nevah know whatcha gonna git 5

You got to know when to suck it

Know when to fuck it

Know when to walk away

Know when to run

You never floss yo teef

When you bout to suck a big dick

Cuz you wake up in the monin

And you gonna have AIDS.

Then he drank down my last swallow.

Then he drank down my last swallow.

Then he drank down my last swallow.

Then he drank down my last swallow.

REMIX!  REMIX!  REMIX!

 

Look for the sores

Look for the warts

Does he wear tighty whities or boxer shorts?

Know when to fuck it, know when to pass

Look for the blisters inside of the ass

Did you meet at a club or maybe at a bar?

It really don’t matter where you are

Cuz AIDS, herpes and warts they just don’t rest

You just shouldn’t fuck unless you got a blood test

A blood test!  A blood test!

You got to know when to suck it

Know when to fuck it

Know when to walk away

Know when to run

You never floss yo teef

When you bout to suck a big dick

Cuz you wake up in the monin

And you gonna have AIDS.

 

You got to know when to suck it

Know when to fuck it

Know when to walk away

Know when to run

You never floss yo teef

When you bout to suck a big dick

Cuz you wake up in the monin

And yer gonna have AIDS!

Samples:

“The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers

“One Note Samba” by Jean-Jaques Perrey & Gershon Kingsley

1one eighth of an ounce of cocaine, approximately 3.5 grams.

2a hole located in a partition (often a stall partition in a public restroom) in which one's penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio.

3the act of inserting a man's penis and testicles into another's anus.

4generic gay name

5paraphrasing of "Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you are going to get" from the film Forrest Gump (1994).