The Gospel Of Ho

My brothas and sistas

We have gathered here today

To listen to a sista who has sinned in every way

Up and down, back and forth and side to side 

So many times that she almost nearly died!

Well this here's a story

The Torment and The Glory

Of a ho…

The Gospel of Ho

She was a daughter of delusion, as a baby left alone

Suppressed by her fellow man, strung out, put down and stoned

Well she done some dirty deeds

But now oh look how she has grown

So let him who is without sin be the first to cast a stone…

Oh I said ah this here's a story

The Torment and the Glory

Of a ho…

The Gospel of Ho

Big and small I've done em all

It doesn't matter the size

I'm a workin girl for cryin out loud

No need to patronize

So if you're sittin in yo seat wondering

What more could be in store?

Well that's what you get when you come to a show that's about a fuckin whore! 

Blow jobs (Blow jobs!)

Butt sex (Butt sex!)
691 (69!)
Natti bowtie2 (Natti Bowtie!)
Abraham Lincoln3 (Abraham Lincoln!)
Starfish winkin4 (Starfish winkin!)
Two in the goo, one in the poo5 (Two in the goo, one in the poo!)
Chutney lingus,6 chutney lingus, chutney… (Chutney, and chutney, and…)

Now hold on… stop the song right there.
Has anybody seen my bag balm?7

Well, well, well…
This here's a story

The Torment and the Glory of a ho

The Gospel of Ho!!!

1 simultaneous oral sex

2 abbreviated version of “Cincinatti bowtie,” this is a reverse “titty-fuck”: the testicles and penis are upside-down and it appears as if the recipient is wearing a fleshy bow-tie.  It's called "Cincinnati" because they are known to do everything backwards there

3 the act of a male shaving his pubic hair and holding them in his hand, then getting his mate to give him oral sex.  After ejaculating on their face, he proceeds to throw on a fistful of trimmings and they will be left with a striking resemblance to our 16th President.

4 the small cross shape made by the sphincter muscle or the clenching of the anus.  And it winks at you.

5 the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum.  a.k.a.“The  Shocker.”

6 licking and/or sucking what comes out of gay man's ass when he flatulates i.e. a mixture of shit, semen and vasoline.

7 a salve originally intended to soothe irritation on cows' udders, it is used as a treatment for chapped and irritated skin on humans and can be found in drug stores and ski resorts.  Favorite anal itch remedy of Wendy Jo Smith’s father.