Little Town

Little town

It's a quiet ghetto

Everyday like da one before
Little town, full of little people

Wakin up to say…

WASSUP! WASSUP! WASSUP! WASSUP!

There goes the pimp with his ho like always

The same ole cunt and tit to sell

Every monin just the same

Since the monin that we came

To this po mofo ghetto, “Wassup Darnell?”

”Wassup, how you doin?

Gurl you look pregnant!”

“I am!  Six months!  His Dad’s a bitch!

I need food stamps1, dat’s too expensive!
Grape soda2 and some Funyun Rings3 for me!”

Now its no wonder that her name Bomqueesha

She gots da biggest butt in town
And you know she gots some braids

and some stenshuns4 that she mades

In this po mofo ghetto, “Wassup Shirelle?”

Ohhhhhh isn’t this amazing?
It’s my favorite part becuh you see
Here’s where he eats my pussy
But he won’t notice that deys crabs5 up in his teef

”Wussup, hey gurl! You still at Dee-Dee’s?”

“Hell yes! Doin hair! You need yoz did?
I got a raise, dat means mo scratch-offs! 6
Now eight Quick Picks7 and a pack of Newports8 please!”

Little town

It's a quiet ghetto

Everyday like da one before
Little town, full of little people

Wakin up to say…

WASSUP! WASSUP! WASSUP!

Sample:

MIDI version of “Belle” from Beauty and the Beast jacked off of the internet.

1federal assistance program using paper vouchers that provides food to low income people living in the United States.

2 popular beverage in urban communities.  Contents are sugar, water, carbonation and purple.

3 deep fried rings of enriched corn meal-based material that are coated with pungent, pale yellowish, onion-flavored powder.

4 reference to hair extensions, strands of hair added to supplement a person's existing hair.

5 pubic lice.

6 instant win lottery ticket.

7 lottery ticket option that lets the computer randomly pick the numbers.

8 brand of menthol cigarettes particularly popular in urban communities.