2 Nite Lady

There was a time when a one stand

Went always exactly as I had planned

You liked my ass and you gave it a smack

And a 40 oz1 later I was flat on my back

If you want my petunia you get down on your knees

Butcha ain’t gonna get it like a quarter with cheese

Baby this ain’t no drive through window

Yeah, I work at McDonald’s, but I think you should know…

I’m a 2 nite lady not a one night ho

2 nite ain’t the night but tomorrow fo sho

So when ya gets to callin me again

We can wrassle on my bear rug

Growlin in my den

There was a day when to get in my pants

There wouldn’t be no requiremantz

Now I notice today you wanna spread my cheeks

Lucky for you I didn’t say two weeks

If I fuck you tonight that means that I’m a hussy

Wake up tomorrow with a pussey pussy

Baby dis ain’t no underground railroad2

So I’ll tell you again before you get wood, bro…

I’m a 2 nite lady not a one night ho

2 nite ain’t the night but tomorrow fo sho

So when ya gets to callin me again

I’m gonna give it to you before I count to 10…

ONE, TWO!

If you think yo hot for what I got

(You know that she’s hot!)

If you think this ho’s worf a waitin fo

(She’s worf waitin fo!)

If you think you’re the one you’re gonna make me cum

(You gotta make her cum, cum, cum!)

You gotta wait one night to get what’s right

You know I’ll be singin’!!!

I’m a 2 nite lady not a one night ho

2 nite ain’t the night but tomorrow fo sho

So when ya gets to callin me again

I’ll be bustin out the crisco3

To slide yo dick on in

Slide yo dick on in

Come on and slide

Come on and slide

Come on and slide

Yo dick on in

Come on and slide

Come on and slide…

Samples:

“Xanadu” by Olivia Newton-John

1 a glass bottle that holds 40 ounces of malt liquor or beer.

2 an informal network of secret routes and safe houses that 19th century African slaves in the United States used to escape free states with the aid of abolitionists.

3a popular brand of shortening.